The quick list I brainstormed in the shower yesterday.
Please have one or more of the following attributes:
- Cute
- Ticklish
- The ability to be exciting, or random
- Short hair
- A cute nickname with one or two syllables
- A British accent
- Creative curse words
- A red nose on a cold day
- Love video games, excluding all MMOs.
- Long and/or skinny fingers
- The ability to play music on some sort of device
- Are very competitive at an obscure sport
- A cool major like Anthropology and a dream to discover underground temples in Cambodia
- Like to travel
- A secret belief that those cute squirrels really do know what you said to them
- A pout, or a mischievous grin
Please do not have:
- Lots of pink clothes, especially if you are Caucasian.
- A ton of make-up, or long bleached hair, or a sorority hoodie.
- A very annoying laugh, used at the worst times
- A bigger obsession with beer than me
- An unnatural attraction to horses
- A fake tan
- Those damn nose studs, do girls not realize this makes them look like either a slut, or someone with a pimple on their nose!?
- Any desire to get drunk, squeal a whole bunch, and start blowing somebody (No, that ONE time doesn’t count)
- An irrational fear of spiders. There’s only room up on a chair for one person…
- If you like: Hunting, rodeo, cowboy hats, guys that drive trucks, country music, etc
- If you hate kids because they would tap into your shoe budget
- … Yes, that means you can’t have more than 20 pairs of shoes.
- … Fine, 21 pairs of shoes. Who can really get through Christmas without red shoes with bell tassels?
I had a way better list at the time. It’s like when you have an amazing idea when you are dreaming, and when you wake up you are just SURE it couldn’t have been an LED light dog collar powered by tail wagging.
